Still Green: The No-Shame Guide for People Who've Killed Every Plant They've Ever Owned.

You don't have a black thumb. You've just been getting contradictory advice.

Every houseplant book tells you yellow leaves mean you're overwatering — until the next page tells you it means you're underwatering. No wonder you've given up more than once. The problem was never your thumb. It was a book that never actually taught you how to tell the difference.

Still Green fixes that with one real system instead of another vague "water moderately." A troubleshooting-first guide built around the actual moment you're standing in front of a confusing plant, not a cover-to-cover read you'll never go back to.

• A 2-minute light read for any room, so you stop guessing what your space can actually support
• The Yellow Leaves decision tree — the one real way to tell over- from under-watering, for good
• What brown, crispy, or curling leaves are actually telling you (and what to do about each)
• Why a droopy plant from too much water and a droopy plant from too little look identical — and how to tell them apart
• Cheap DIY fixes for bugs and mold, no branded products or subscription boxes
• Ten genuinely forgiving plants, each one flagged for pet safety so you're not guessing with your dog or cat in the house
• A clear, guilt-free way to know when it's time to let a plant go
• A no-app, no-subscription weekly routine — just a two-minute glance
• A printable One-Page Plant ER chart for the next time something looks wrong

No shame, no subscription box, no contradictory advice. Just a system that actually works, written for the person who's killed every plant they've ever owned and is ready to stop.